News of the Past

I guess before there were dirty magazines they had no choice but to advertise these things in the paper.

The Spokesman-Review - Jul 27, 1902

So, either these appliances work so well they they continue to be marketed to this day... or there will always be enough insecure guys that will try anything.

It does look like a quality device, though, all metal and glass.  Probably an heirloom piece. "Son, now that you're a man I want to give you the same Penis Pump Health Appliance your Grandpappy gave me when I came of age.  He used it to woo your Grandma, and I your Ma.  Go forth, and don't forget to put a thingie on your dinkum."